Wednesday 1 August 2007

Don't worry be Fatty (Not a complaint as such but I made it during a Krispy Kream session in our office)

With thick Jamaican accent.....
Here is a little song I wrote
About a Krispy Kream donut
Don't worry, be fatty.....
In every life we have some trouble
When you eat you fat will double
Don't worry, be fatty......

Ain't got no place to lay your head
Krispy Kreams equals dead
Don't worry, be fatty......
The land lord say your rent is late
Severe heart attack is fate
Don't worry, be fatty......
Look at me I am happy
Don't worry, be fatty......
Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style
No matter because I’m vile
But don't worry be fatty......
Cause when you worry
Your face will frown
Eat a Krispy Kream
And you heart will drown…in fat
So don't worry, be fatty (now).....

3 comments:

Dikkii said...

This is going to sound like blasphemy, but Donut King's are better. Maybe not size-wise, but on every other rating.

The Hulk said...

This is not a complaint!!!!!
What is going on??????? You cant just willy nilly put anything you want on here!!!!! and why is Dikkii's name scribbled all over??
This blog is turning into a shambles. Something needs to be done. Might have to get onto Red Rooster again and write a 'real complaint'!!!

Dikkii said...

It's alright.

I'm working on the follow up to my Colonial complaint.

I very nearly had another for iinet, but they saved themselves.